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  • MargMarg June 2007
    Posts: 1,856
    Of course it wouldn't. Everyone sould e-mail me their nipples. I'd like to start a photo album scrapbook on YOSC.
  • The+Auth0rThe Auth0r June 2007
    Posts: 2,212
    It burns... It BURNSSSSSSS!

  • MichaelMichael June 2007
    Posts: 640
    A small part of my childhood just died.
  • The+Auth0rThe Auth0r June 2007
    Posts: 2,212
    It's like /34/ but without the ability to fap to it.
  • June 2007
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    Marg:

    I think I'm being punished for telling Ed to show us his tits.


    Ha ha, Marg got in trouuuuuuubllllllllllle!
  • MargMarg June 2007
    Posts: 1,856

    vezonex:

    Ha ha, Marg got in trouuuuuuubllllllllllle!


    Don't think you're exempt from the tittening, Adam. You'll be cornered and asked at some point.
  • June 2007
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    Marg:

    Don't think you're exempt from the tittening, Adam. You'll be cornered and asked at some point.


    Oh, there are no corners in my crazy vortex, so good luck!
  • MargMarg June 2007
    Posts: 1,856
    Fine. Tits please, kthanks.
  • MargMarg June 2007
    Posts: 1,856
    This very day, the normal chain of events led to me scoring tickets for myself, my friend Rachel, her husband, and two of her roommates tickets to see Roger Waters performing Dark Side of the Moon on Saturday.

    Rather decent seats too.

    For free.

    I am some kind of awesome.


    Rachel and I hung out most of the day. I shared porn with her. Got her said tickets. I also found my signed poster from The Dresden Dolls and forked that over to her as well (Hey, I got to meet them last year--I might as well share the joy)

    We gorged ourselves of appetizers and desserts. Met up with Tricia. Had delicious dinner. Today was a good day.


    I'm doing okay at the moment, but there are some things troubling me that I can't quite wrap my head around on how to deal with (as usual). At this stage, my mind and body are screaming RUN AWAY RUN AWAY. I look towards heading off to Dublin (85 days).


    Mmm. Back to my movies from the mid 90s.
  • June 2007
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    Marg:

    Fine. Tits please, kthanks.


    I'll show the tits if you show me your BRAINS! *winnar*
  • MargMarg June 2007
    Posts: 1,856
    I think you'll find I'm incredibly smart and have on more than one occasion shown proof of that and "shown you my brains" :P
  • July 2007
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    Went out last night to a club on Oxford St, mate gave me a pill so I thought "why not?".


    Fzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzed.

    Totally tripped out, danced, drank lots of water, danced, hassled randoms.

    Then around 4:30 am, it all wore off and I left on my own, said my goodbyes then went out to the coatcheck which consisted of one massive queue..
    I got the third before some fag walked in front of me, with this stuck up look on his face. You the type of gay guy who bleaches their hair, spiked it up and wears a sleeveless shirt? The type that looks down on everyone and see straight people as uncultured? Yeah, that's him.

    And I snapped. I pulled him back and humiliated him in front of the entire line. He so wasn't expecting this. Kind of went like this:

    Me: "Oy *pulls him back* Just what the fuck do you think you're doing? Who the fuck do you think you are to just bypass the entire line and hop in front of me? I've been waiting here for ages, you're not getting on front of me, fuckwit."

    He tries really hard to hold up his smug grin, arms crossed.. Thinks I'm going to stop there. I pushed in front of him and pushed him back.

    Me: "Back the fuck up, asshole. See all those people behind you? They were waiting for ages just like me and not to have some fuckwit like you push your way in here and screw them over".

    By then he backed off, but stayed behind me. Christ, I was furious at the audacity of this stupid son of a bitch. He tried to keep his facade going but he was obviously embarrassed and trying to hide it. I was talking loud and everyone could hear me. I got to the coat check, handed in my card and picked up my jumper.... But oh no, I wasn't finished yet; this was only just getting started. I got my jumper, thanked the lady and just turned around and looked right at him as he was getting ready to get his stuff.

    Me: "Oh, what's this? What the fuck do you think you're doing? Oh, you think it's over and you're next? No buddy, you're backing the fuck up further, that guy was next"

    He backed up, lets the guy through- little Asian guy who tried to hit on me earlier. I still wasn't finished with this smug fuckwit yet.

    Me: "And those two girls behind you were up next, so fuck off up further, even better get the fuck out of the line and stay out of it"

    By this time I sort of lost control and pushed my palm up against his chest and actually started pushing him, bullying him past each person.. Denying him as he stopped behind each annoyed person. Everyone was watching and enjoying it, this twat would never in his wildest dreams expect someone to actually speak up. Tonight he wasn't lucky. He screwed with the wrong disgruntled tired guy.

    I pushed him further, saying something along the lines of: "Don't stand there either mate, back the fuck off, keep going, no one wants an assshole like you in line". I pushed him backwards and this guy wasn't fighting back, he was really embarrassed and trying to keep up some bit of smugness- that eventually ended when I pushed him backwards and he fell onto the sofa outside of the line. I warned him to stay back, and not for a second think he's going to get away with this again. I pointed right into his face and told him sternly "Learn your fucking lesson mate" and walked off, jumper under one arm the whole time. I was totally sober and in control and it felt amazing.

    I've never done anything like that before in my entire life. I usually just stand there and let these wankers get away with it but lately I've been feeling aggressive, more full of myself and more aware of my strength and barriers. It's like I'm itching to get into a fight, and if this guy would have pushed back I would have kicked his head in.
  • MargMarg July 2007
    Posts: 1,856

    Grey:

    I've never done anything like that before in my entire life. I usually just stand there and let these wankers get away with it but lately I've been feeling aggressive, more full of myself and more aware of my strength and barriers. It's like I'm itching to get into a fight, and if this guy would have pushed back I would have kicked his head in.


    Christ, I could have used someone like you in my store around the holidays. HAHAHAHAHAHA Oh, Oxford Street. I had a very hammered night once out on Oxford Street.

    MEANWHILE!

    Last night, I made use of $600 worth of free tickets at the Xcel Energy Center to see Roger Waters. And thousands of stoners. It was a good time.


    See, my cousin Nick (whom I often have very little to do with for my own various reasons) somehow managed to get his hands on about 30 tickets. As it turns out, his mother in law is friends with someone who works at the Xcel Energy Center... and SHE found out Nick absolutely loves Pink Floyd. So yeah. 30 free tickets. Just like that. I find out he's trying to fill spots with the tickets... a lot of people are busy, hate for them to go to a waste, blah blah blah... So I ask my friend Rachel if she'd like tickets to see Roger Waters with me.


    You'd think I asked her if she wanted a basket full of kittens on a snow white Christmas morning. I phoned my cousin, asked him if tickets were still available, he said yes. I said I'd like two. He asked me if I wanted more. ... So I said stick with two, I'd call back if we had more takers.

    In the end, we needed five. He gave us six just so it wouldn't split up any pairs.


    Anyway. It's pretty much a full moon out last night, so there's all kinds of weirdos. And it's Roger Waters, so people show up high. People show up drunk. People show up tripping balls. But it's a very good time. :)


    His first set was a mix of Pink Floyd songs and some of his own.


    The second set was all of Dark Side of the Moon. And by this point, the stoners aren't even trying to hide the fact that they're continuing to light joints and pipes and whatever else. Great clouds of smoke puffing out from time to time.

    There was, in fact, a giant pig.

    I was such a retard, I'd forgotten my camera. Rachel got some rather awesome shots considering she was using a camera phone.

    Best free ticket ever.
  • FerretFerret July 2007
    Posts: 972
    Today I moved to another city to attend some summer classes. It's currently around midnight, and I plan to watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on a dvd before crashing, for then to wake up tomorrow and get lost in a city I don't know while trying to make heads and tails of the directions I've printed out.
  • EugeneEugene July 2007
    Posts: 1,684
    I went to a job interview for a web development position with Webster Bank last Tuesday, for which I had studied for several weeks. Six people interviewed me in three groups for three hours. Just got word today that I got the job -- and they even offered me more money than I asked for! Finally, a development job and a six-figure salary... man do things change fast.

    Time to go celebrate witha trip to Little Kitchen sometime this week -- anyone who wants to join us is more than welcome. ;)
  • NinielNiniel July 2007
    Posts: 652
    Congratulations for the job!
  • raging+drunk+ladraging drunk lad July 2007
    Posts: 6,459
    I would, but I'm still slaving for the Man.

    Congratulations, though, eh. Muchly.

    What the deuce is a Little Kitchen?
  • MargMarg July 2007
    Posts: 1,856
    One of my friends at work got fired. Another one is massively pregnant and now on bed rest indefinitely. I am alone at work.

    And yet I'm taking on more hours and about to breach overtime. *sigh* Why do I torture myself?

    Oh. Right. Because Queen's University Belfast is allowing me to defer my place in the Creative Writing program for a year and I'll be taking on a second masters as soon as I finish my first. THAT'S why.
  • EugeneEugene July 2007
    Posts: 1,684
    Thanks, Niniel and Ed.

    Little Kitchen is an asian fusion resteraunt near here in Westport. It's delicious but also very expensive, as good food is often wont to be. They have lots of Asian beer! The atmosphere is cool, too.
  • MichaelMichael July 2007
    Posts: 640
    Congrats, that's great news.

    I'd take you up on that if I had a car, heh.

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